DoubleParker is meant to be all those things, to be sure, but to disregard it as a solo-act variety-hour from a man that simply appears to play a lot of instruments and has an overabundance of free time would be selling it short, and would be missing the point entirely. DoubleParker isn't just a showcase for what I've done and what I enjoy doing, but it's also a reflection of who I am at my core, flaws and all.  That isn't meant to be a lame, cop-out excuse for any mediocrity the site might have (I am not a programmer, after all), but to emphasize many of the qualities this site possesses that I, too, share - for good or for bad.  It's rabid inconsistencies and refusal to be boxed into any one category isn't so different from my own eccentricities.  What could easily be dismissed as a surface hobby might hold so much more beneath the surface once its scratched, unveiling an obsessive attention to detail and over-the-top meticulousness capable of eliciting a "why the hell would anybody spend so much time on that??" ...Or maybe not! Maybe a feature or entire section of the site that initially presented itself as larger-than-life, brimming with boundless potential, might turn out to be nothing more than an elaborate ruse masquerading as visual profundity, or even a missed opportunity, if not utterly base (Well...Hopefully not THAT bad).

Another important characteristic that this site strongly reflects: I am not defined by my job, although I do love what I do.  Despite what it might seem, DoubleParker is NOT a professional portfolio - so much so, in fact, that nowhere on this site will you find a single client-based gig or any paid assignment - It just simply doesn't exist here.  Would a professional portfolio showcase an animated GIF of a potential employee dancing on a subway?